February 3rd, 2007

I Can’t Stop

Last night was a big night: I watched my first movie of the year.

Sure, that might not seem like a big deal to you, but last year I watched 371 movies, an average of 31 a month. I decided to try going a month without watching any movies, you know, just to see. It went fine. I watched a bit more TV and read a bit more and.. other stuff, I guess.

But yesterday was a new month, so I thought I’d watch a movie. Since it was so momentous, it couldn’t be just any movie, it had to be an awesome movie.

It had to be Batman.

It also kind of felt like this was the sort of event that needed to be shared with people. I put forth the idea of having some people over and was encouraged to do so. An announcement was made, plans were put in motion, snacks were purchased, the whole deal. And, wonder of wonders, seven people from the Career Class at church showed up.

I like to think that many of you who read the site here like to do so because my foibles and quirks make you feel better about your own, either by making yours feel less severe in comparison or make you feel less alone in your similar ones. To that end, I feel I should confess the following:

I talk during movies.

Constantly. Non-stop. And the thing is, I hate that I do it! It’s always the stupidest stuff! Here are the gems I subjected them to last night:

  • The guy playing Gordon and the guy playing Alfred are the only two actors in all four of the Batman movies.
  • She was married to Mick Jagger.
  • Hey, Wendy, does his tie go with that shirt?
  • How old were you all in 1989? (The most surprising answer: “Five.” Seriously!)
  • Best. Batmobile. Ever.
  • That right there is when a million boys fell in love with Vicki Vale. (When she showed up onscreen.)
  • Here’s what was wrong with the sequel, Batman Returns: 1) Batman TWO should have been about Two-Face! Hello! 2) Too many villians, too much going on. 3) More origins were messed with.
  • He had that light installed in the Batmobile just in case someone was going to be sitting in the passenger’s seat and he needed to blind them.
  • Watch his utility belt when he looks up at the helicopter – see it move? Why didn’t they reshoot that?
  • I hate this part because it messes up the whole origin of Batman! The Joker DID NOT kill Bruce Wayne’s parents!!!
  • This movie is just to get you in the mood for Prince in the Super Bowl halftime show.
  • Batman wouldn’t have killed The Joker – it’s what he does! He spares villians! He makes it a point not to kill villians!
  • Iconic hero shot coming right up! Wait for it… there!

See? See what I mean about it being inane? And this is just a small sampling.

I need some sort of help.

A big thanks to Matt, Marshall, Wendy, Melissa, Lee, Jeannie, and Eric for coming to my inaugural movie night and for not killing me.

January 23rd, 2007

Roll Call

Okay, this might sound weird, but bear with me.

I don’t tend to get many comments on my posts these days. It’s a combination of writing entries that people don’t feel they can respond to and writing entries that don’t call for responses, I think. Because I’ve not been getting many comments, I don’t really know who visits any more.

So I thought I’d ask this: if you read this, would you leave a comment? The comments are set up so you don’t need to have a Blogger account to leave one. And if you don’t want to comment in such a way as to leave a link to your blog, you don’t have to. In fact, if you’d rather not admit to other people that you read, just leave a comment that will somehow let me know who you are but doesn’t necessarily let other people know (except for you, Dave – none of this “Al J. Schmickfoonsie” business).

This experiment could go totally awry when nobody leaves a comment, but it might also lead me to blogs I’d like to be reading but don’t even know about. I’ve done a risk/reward assessment and decided to take the chance.

When you’ve left a comment, put something like this up on your blog so I can come by and tell you I’ve been reading, too.

Thanks for stopping by!

January 19th, 2007

I’m Trying

It’s required by law that a person take a look at their life at the start of the new year. The law’s been challenged several times, but the Supreme Court has upheld it and there’s nothing we can do about it now except buckle down and start with the retrospection.

My videogame boss (the guy who runs the site, not, you know, Bowser) said once that he doesn’t make New Year’s resolutions – if he decides to make a change he does it no matter what time of year it is. That’s a good philosophy. Trouble is, I get stuck in this mindset that beginnings must coincide. Going to start brushing my teeth with my left hand instead of my right one? Can’t do it until February. (I did this a little over a year ago, by the way. Now I can’t brush my teeth with my right hand because it feels weird. Might be time to switch back.) Trying a new route to work? Can’t do that on a Thursday. Beginnings of weeks, months, or years: these are the appropriate times for behavior changes. For me it’s because it’s easier to keep track of progress. If I started something at the beginning of the year, I can easily tell how long it took me to fail at it. “Let’s see, it’s January 7, so… one week!”

I haven’t made any resolutions this year. I’ve never had any luck with them and another failed attempt at reaching a goal I don’t need. Rather, I’m trying to take regular stock of things and see what needs to be different. I won’t get “one straight week of exercise!” but a daily mulling of exercise and my need for it might eventually put me in the frame of mind to actually do some, which would be better than my current level.

I’m definitely a creature of habit (which comes as no surprise to even a semi-regular reader of my blog here), and if I could just get myself to start good habits, I’d be all set.

Rather than “better” myself, I’ve considered “differing” myself, with hopes that doing something different might cause something better. I dabbled in this last year a little – traveling, meeting new people, that kind of thing – and had mixed results. I don’t have specific plans for anything different this year, but if I can keep the idea of “something different” in the front of my brain maybe I’ll actually occasionally choose the road less taken when presented with a choice.

So far this year I’ve done two things already that are different.

Last year I watched a total of 371 movies, an average of more than one a day. I didn’t set out to do this, but as the end of the year got closer and I realized it was possible, I did kind of step up my efforts a bit. By this day last year I had already watched 24 movies. This year I haven’t watched any yet. Not a single one. I’ve still spent plenty of time in front of screens, catching up on TV shows and videogames, but no movies as of yet. I thought maybe I’d go a month without, “just to see,” which is what I did with not drinking soda, and it’s been a few years on that front. I amended my “none at all” rule for the month to an “unless it’s in a theater or with friends” rule, but even with that revision I haven’t seen one yet. I fully expect this little experiment to fail, but it’s been interesting to try it.

The other new thing I did was so spend New Year’s Eve somewhere other than my apartment. I had big plans to ring in the new year in Azeroth with online friends, as it was a lot of fun to do last year. That morning in church, though, our class was reminded that there was a NYE party we were all invited to attend and, oh, by the way, did anyone happen to own Guitar Hero? My intentions were to loan my system and game for the party, but circumstances conspired and I ended up going to the party. There were like 30 people at this party. This was a big deal for me. You who’ve been reading this site for a while are probably somewhat in shock over this, as you know I get claustrophobic if there are more than 5 people in a room. Add to that the fact that I knew… oh, about 4 of these people, and you can see that my decision to try to be different this year started off with a pretty big bang, right at the stroke of midnight on January 1.

Granted, the lure of Guitar Hero was strong. It’s fun to play, and even more fun to play with other people. Being able to provide the fun was also a big part of the appeal. But, really, it was the personal invitations that made the biggest difference. The general class announcement didn’t sway me, and Lee’s “You’re coming to the party, right?” didn’t, either (sorry, Lee – that’s just how it is!). Jeannie’s invitation made a pretty big difference, though. I’ve known her for a long time, but because of certain circumstances I haven’t seen her for a few years. Re-meeting her lately has been good for me, both because it’s great to see her doing so well and because she’s been encouraging and friendly.

That’s us playing Guitar Hero in the picture there. I’ve been instructed to inform you it’s not “a very good picture” and I’ll add that this was probably somewhere in the neighborhood of two in the morning, but it’s the only picture I have of us playing, so I wanted to post it.

Here’s the funny thing: though I didn’t stray too far from the Guitar Hero room and I went largely at Jeannie’s invitation, I actually ended up talking to other people. And I found that they were a friendly group, and nice, and quick to share a laugh, and interesting, and, well, I started looking forward to the next class event. That’s a fairly different way to start my new year.

I got home a little after 3 that morning and got into World of Warcraft immediately. Luckily a few of my friends were still on and I got to spend some of my first few moments of the new year with them, too. I’m glad I didn’t miss it entirely, as I’ve made a lot of great online friends and I love them and wouldn’t want to miss that part of my life by trying something different.

Maybe instead of “different,” I should focus on the word “balanced.”