October 10th, 2005
The List
Because, apparently, this is needed, I hereby give you the list of occupations wherein it is absolutely necessary that those employed therein wash their hands after using the restroom:
- Absolutely every possible occupation there ever was or ever will be, no exceptions. People who don’t work are also included in this list.
This has been a public service announcement from MadMup.com.
I worked at a supermarket with a girl who I neveronce saw wash her hands. Then she'd scan unwrapped fruit. Because she was nasty.
But isn't it just so cute to have workers running around with long fingernails and a bushel of dirt under each one!
HA!
I am going on a hand-washing strike in protest of the following:
1)Your weird obsessions
2)The fascist tone of this post
3)wherein/therein usage
4)Being hassled by "the man".
Day one starts now.